What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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