If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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