Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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