Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
