He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
the liver wants what the liver wants
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Holy shit dude........stairs
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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