this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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