I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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