If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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