Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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