Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish i was in the wii world.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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