Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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