I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The feeling are messing with the penis
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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