My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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