she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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