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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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