she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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