omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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