worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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