Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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