I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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