i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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