Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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