Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
