Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
