She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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