On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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