whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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