omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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