A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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