how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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