Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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