bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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