Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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