I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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