In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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