i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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