Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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