Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize