Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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