he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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