i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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