Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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