Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm too high and old for this...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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