Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
