Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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