it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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