IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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