Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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