Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
