ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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