It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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