Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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