i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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