I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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