It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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