I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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