your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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