Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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