summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize