I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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