if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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