ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
