Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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